Description
“Just One Card. Because That’s All the Emotion You’re Getting.”
Why send a pack when you can drop all your charm, wit, and passive aggression into one perfectly vertical card? This single-size showstopper says, “I remembered you,” with just the right balance of sarcasm and style.
Crafted on luxuriously thick 270gsm paper (because flimsy cards are for amateurs), this card is printed with eye-popping color that practically yells “LOOK HOW THOUGHTFUL I AM” while you sip coffee and side-eye the world. One size fits all—because we’re not here for complicated decisions or paper drama.
Perfect for holidays, birthdays, or those "fine, I’ll send a card" moments. It’s vertical, it’s bold, it’s unapologetically single—just like you might be this Christmas.
✨ Features:
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Single vertical card – because bending over backwards is for yoga, not greetings.
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Premium 270gsm paper – thick enough to slap someone with (but don't).
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Crisp, vibrant colors – because dull cards are a cry for help.
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Sleek 1/16 inch front overlap – tiny detail, big attitude.
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Envelope included, because we’re not monsters.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Clean gently with a dry cloth, or just leave it dusty—it builds character.
