Description
“One Vertical Card. All the Sass You Need. Zero Regret.”
Tired of overstuffed card sets and feelings you didn’t ask for? Meet your new go-to: a single, vertical, perfectly snarky greeting card that brings just enough charm to say, “I care-ish.” Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or one of those “ugh, fine” thank-you notes, this card delivers maximum vibe with minimum effort.
Printed in vibrant, look-at-me colors on thick 270gsm paper (because we don’t do flimsy emotions here), this card says, “I showed up” without you having to show up. One size. One card. One less thing to pretend you planned ahead for.
Ideal for friends, family, coworkers, or that random person whose gift you forgot to open last Christmas.
✨ Features:
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Vertical layout – classy enough for Grandma, shady enough for your group chat.
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Premium 270gsm white paper – it feels expensive, but don’t worry—you didn’t overspend.
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Front cover overlap – because even sarcasm deserves a polished finish.
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Double-sided printing – more space for wit, wisdom, or passive aggression.
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Envelope included – so you don’t have to hand it over like a caveman.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust lightly with a dry cloth… or don’t. It’s a card, not a museum piece.
