Description
One Card to Rule Them All (Because One is Enough, Karen)
Tired of overachievers sending glitter bombs and 5-photo newsletters? Same. That’s why this single vertical card does all the work without trying too hard—just like you. Whether you're guilt-tripping your sibling, fake-smiling at coworkers, or pretending you remember your third cousin’s dog’s name, this card says just enough.
Printed on luxurious 270gsm paper because you're fancy like that (even if you're still in pajamas), and designed with vibrant colors that scream "I put in effort" when you totally didn’t. It’s one size, one card, one less thing to overthink this season. You’re welcome.
✨ Product Features:
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Smugly stylish vertical layout – because horizontal is for try-hards.
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Printed using state-of-the-art techniques you don’t understand but love anyway.
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Premium 270gsm white paper – heavy enough to look expensive, light enough to ignore your credit card bill.
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1/16 inch overlap – subtle, sleek, and slightly unnecessary (like most holiday traditions).
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Comes with an envelope, because mailing a naked card is weird.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Gently dust with a clean, dry cloth—preferably while sipping something stronger than cocoa. Avoid using it as a coaster… unless it’s for emotional support wine.
