Description
🖕“Here’s Your Card—Because Feelings Are Hard”
(Single Vertical Card – For When You Kinda Care But Still Wanna Be Savage)
Why send a basic card when you can send one that slaps harder than your ex’s bad decisions? This sassy little beauty is perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, weddings, or just passive-aggressively acknowledging someone’s existence. It’s loud, it’s bold, and yes—it’s judgmental, just like you.
Printed on thick, premium 270gsm paper that says “I’m classy but still petty,” this card comes in a vertical format with a double-sided design—because one side of snark just isn’t enough. Whether you're congratulating, commiserating, or just stirring the pot, this card delivers your message with unapologetic flair.
What You Get:
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One gloriously snarky card (vertical, one size)
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Brilliant, eye-popping colors that don’t shy away from the drama
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Choice of finishes: uncoated (raw), matte (moody), or coated (fake shiny personality)
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Envelope included — because we’re not total monsters
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Double-sided printing for twice the sass
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Attention from whoever receives it (and possibly a raised eyebrow)
Care Instructions:
Treat this card like your patience—handle with care. Gently brush off any dust or accidental coffee splashes with a soft, dry cloth. No need for tears; it's already dramatic enough.
