Description
💌 "One Card to Rule Them All (or at Least Confuse Their Emotions)"
(Single Vertical Greeting Card – For When a Text Just Won’t Cut It but You Still Want Credit for Effort)
Tired of those boring, soulless cards that whisper “meh”? Yeah, us too. This cheerful-yet-snarky gem is here to save your social obligations with a splash of sass, a dash of charm, and zero patience for boring correspondence. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, holiday, or just pretending to care for five minutes—this card’s got you covered.
It’s bold. It’s bright. It’s got more personality than your group chat. Printed on sturdy 270gsm paper (because you’re not cheap), it delivers just the right mix of charm and sarcasm—kind of like your friendships.
What You Get (a.k.a. The Bare Minimum You Could Do, But It’ll Still Impress):
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One gloriously vertical greeting card (yes, size matters—but this one's just right)
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Whimsical design with vibrant, eye-popping colors so your message doesn’t get ignored
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Printed on premium 270gsm paper because flimsiness is for feelings, not cards
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Sleek front cover with a fancy 1/16 inch industry gap (yes, we measured—on purpose)
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Choice of finish: uncoated (raw and real), matte (for introverts), or shiny-coated (for attention seekers)
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Envelope included, so you can pretend this was planned in advance
Care Instructions:
If you manage to get dirt on a paper rectangle, wipe it gently with a soft dry cloth—preferably not the same one you use to clean your glasses or your dignity.
