Description
💌 “Because Texts Are for Cowards”
Tired of lazy emojis and dry “HBD” messages? Us too. That’s why these loud, joyful, eye-popping greeting cards exist—to help you look thoughtful without actually trying too hard.
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, wedding, graduation, or someone finally paying their bills on time, these cards say “I care” in bold, beautiful print—so you don’t have to spell it out in your own handwriting (unless you want to, overachiever).
What’s Inside (Besides Your Last-Minute Effort to Be Sweet):
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🎨 Ridiculously vibrant colors that scream “look at me!” (in a good way)
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💪 Premium 270gsm paper that could survive a small tantrum or two
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🧠 Designs so good, they might just make people keep the card forever (unlike your last relationship)
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✉️ Includes envelopes, so you don’t hand it over like a savage
Care Instructions (Yes, These Cards Deserve Respect):
Gently wipe from the center outward with a soft, dry cloth… or just don’t drop it in your cereal. Either way, it’ll look great.
