Description
“Just One Card—Because That’s All They’re Worth”
Sometimes one card is all it takes to say, “I care… just barely.” Whether you're throwing shade, fake-apologizing, or sending a painfully honest birthday wish, this single vertical greeting card is your go-to mic drop moment—delivered with style.
What you're actually getting (because details matter):
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🖼️ One Size, One Mood: This card comes in a vertical format that stands tall—unlike your ex.
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📄 Thick & Fancy 270gsm Paper: Feels like luxury, looks like you tried, but we both know you didn’t.
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🖨️ Double-Sided Print: Snark on the front, sass on the inside. Why stop at one layer of sarcasm?
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🎨 Choose Your Finish: Matte, uncoated, one-side coated, or two-side coated—because some people deserve a little shine (and some don’t).
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🇺🇸 Sourced in the USA: Because you can’t spell quality without U-S-A.
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✉️ Envelope Included: To wrap up your message like a passive-aggressive little present.
Perfect for sending love, hate, or that weird gray area in between. Because who said greeting cards have to be sweet?
