Description
✨ "Classy on the Outside. Sass on the Inside."
(Single Vertical Greeting Card – For People Who Like Their Stationery with a Side of Shade)
Welcome to the upper echelon of greeting cards—where the paper’s fancy, the colors slap, and the message? Well, that depends on how petty you're feeling. Whether you're sending birthday wishes, holiday cheer, or a passive-aggressive “thanks,” this card makes sure your message lands with impact... and maybe a little eyebrow raise.
Crafted from thick, premium 270gsm paper (because your feelings deserve luxury too), this vertical beauty comes in just the right size to say, “I care,” without overdoing it. It’s stylish, snappy, and way more impressive than a last-minute emoji-filled text.
What You Get (a.k.a. The Card That Does All the Emotional Labor):
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1 vertical greeting card (yes, vertical—because horizontal is too basic today)
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Printed in bold, vibrant colors that make your message pop louder than your family drama
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Premium 270gsm paper—fancy enough to say, “I'm an adult who has their life together” (even if you’re not)
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Double-sided design for when you’ve got too much wit to fit on one side
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1 envelope included—because sending it bare is rude, even for you
Care Instructions:
Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth if it gets dusty, smudged, or covered in cookie crumbs while you pretend to write it on time.
