Bye Felony—Hello Freedom!

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💌 “Because Your Words Deserve Better Than a Text”

These vibrant, laugh-worthy greeting cards are here to rescue you from generic messages and last-minute regrets. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, holiday, or just an excuse to be slightly dramatic in print, these cards let you say something—and look good doing it.

Crafted for people who still believe in making an impression (or just love pretty paper), this card set is perfect for serial gifters, sentimental over-sharers, and anyone who insists on being extra. Basically, they’re for you.


What You’re Actually Getting:

  • 🎨 Vibrant colors that’ll guilt the recipient into keeping it forever

  • 💪 270gsm premium paper—because flimsy cards are for amateurs

  • Your choice of finish: uncoated (for the artsy), matte (for the classy), or coated (for the glossy show-off)

  • ✉️ Includes envelopes, so you can mail it or hand it over without looking sketchy


Card Care (If You’re the Type Who Cares):

 

Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth. Or don’t. It’s a card, not a Fabergé egg.