Funny Greeting Card for the Single and Sassy

🎨 “Cards for People Who Still Have a Soul”

Let’s face it—sending a greeting card these days is practically an act of rebellion. In a world of lazy likes and bland texts, you’re out here actually caring. Wild.

These vibrant beauties are made for the expressive, the artsy, the “I-need-something-awesome-to-go-with-this-gift-card” crowd. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, holiday, or random Tuesday, these cards pack enough personality to make you look thoughtful—even if you wrote the message five minutes before handing it over.

What You’re Getting (Besides Instant Charm):

• 🎨 Bold, brilliant colors to outshine every other card on the table

• 🧻 270gsm premium paper that says “luxury” without screaming “I spent a lot”

• 📐 Overlap covers that scream “professionally made” (because they are)

• ✉️ Includes envelopes, so you can gift it like a civilized human

Card Care (Because They’re That Nice):

Treat them like a masterpiece—gently wipe dust with a soft, dry cloth. Or ignore this entirely and toss it on the fridge. We won’t judge.