Description
“One Card to Rule Them All (and Roast Them Too)”
When words fail, let sarcasm do the talking. This single, vertical greeting card is perfect for that one person who deserves a message wrapped in wit and dipped in sass. Whether you’re congratulating, celebrating, or just throwing shade with style—this card’s got your back.
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📏 One Size Fits All Regret: No need to overthink. It’s the perfect size to fit your brutally honest thoughts.
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💅 Vertical Vibes Only: Because horizontal cards are for people who still say “Live, Laugh, Love.”
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🧻 270gsm of “I’m Better Than You” Paper: Thick enough to feel expensive. Thin enough to flick at your ex.
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🎨 Double-Sided Snark: Because the front shouldn't get all the fun.
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✨ Finish That Feels Fancy: Matte? Glossy? Half-naked? Choose your finish like you choose your friends—very carefully.
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✉️ Envelope Included: So you can seal it with attitude and send it off like the boss you are.
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🇺🇸 Sourced in the USA: Because quality shade deserves quality stock.
Give one. Frame it. Burn it in a ritual. Whatever your vibe, this card is ready for drama. One card. Maximum impact.
