Description
💁♀️ “Here’s a Card—Because You Deserve More Than Just a Half-Hearted Text”
(Single Vertical Greeting Card – For When You Want to Seem Thoughtful Without Actually Trying That Hard)
Express yourself like a total legend (or at least pretend to care) with this gloriously vibrant greeting card. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, holiday, or just felt guilty scrolling past their post without liking it—this card is your golden ticket to looking emotionally available.
Printed on premium 270gsm white paper (because your standards shouldn’t be as flimsy as your last relationship), this card features bold colors and a layout so polished it practically says, “Look who has their life together.” Spoiler: It’s not you—but the card doesn’t need to know that.
What You Get (Besides Undeserved Praise):
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1 vertical card in a just-right one-size-fits-all format
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Bright, mood-boosting colors that scream, “Look at me!” without the drama
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That classy 1/16" gap on the front so it opens smoother than your last DM slide
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Thick, professional 270gsm paper to prove this isn’t some dollar-store disaster
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One envelope (because sending it unwrapped is just savage—not in a good way)
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Choice of finish: uncoated (edgy), matte (low-key artsy), or glossy (look-at-me energy)
Care Instructions:
Wipe with a soft, dry cloth to keep it as clean as your public image. Avoid crying on it unless you're aiming for “emotional authenticity.”
