Description
💥 “Say It With a Card (Because Screaming Into the Void Is Frowned Upon)”
(Single Vertical Greeting Card – One Size, Big Energy)
Tired of texting your feelings and getting left on read? Send a card that slaps harder than your last existential crisis. Whether it’s a birthday, a random Tuesday, or you’re just trying to appear thoughtful without doing much—this vibrant, premium card is your low-effort, high-impact solution.
Printed with colors louder than your aunt’s unsolicited opinions, this card delivers your message in unapologetic style. Crafted from thick, bougie 270gsm paper (because you're not basic), this vertical one-size-fits-all beauty is here to make sure your "Happy Birthday" or "Sorry You Married Him" hits just right.
What You Get (Besides Eternal Admiration):
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1 vertical greeting card — the perfect size for your emotional mic drop
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Blazing full-color printing that makes even your sarcasm look sincere
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Premium 270gsm white paper so thick, it could block out your ex’s energy
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Front cover overlaps the back — smooth, polished, and not unlike your delivery
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Double-sided printing because one side wasn’t enough to contain your fabulousness
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Envelope included — because presentation matters, even if your relationship didn’t
Care Instructions:
Dust off with a soft, dry cloth if it’s been sitting in your “I'll send it later” pile for three weeks. No judgment—just don’t use your sleeve. You're better than that. Barely.
