Description
💌 One Card to Fake All Your Feelings
Because nothing says “I care” like outsourcing your emotions to cardstock.
Need to seem heartfelt without actually trying? This single vertical greeting card is your socially acceptable cheat code. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or a “just because I remembered you exist” moment, this beautifully printed piece of emotional camouflage lets you pretend you’re thoughtful—with style.
Perfect for sentimental types, guilty gift-skippers, or creators who want to look deep without crying into a blank page.
🛍️ What You’re Actually Getting:
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One vertical greeting card – because one is plenty when it’s this good
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Printed on bougie 270gsm paper – smoother than your last apology
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Vibrant colors using high-tech wizardry (a.k.a. printing) – it practically yells “notice me!”
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Overlapping front cover – for a finish as polished as your social mask
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Double-sided print – so even the back gets attention for once
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One envelope included – for slipping your message in like a responsible adult
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Exactly one size, vertical only – because horizontal is for overthinkers
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Blanks sourced in the USA – because patriotism pairs well with sarcasm
🧽 Care Instructions:
Treat it like your last relationship: handle gently, keep dry, and dust off the drama.
Wipe from the center outward, just like you're trying to clean up your reputation.
