Description
🎉 One Card. Zero Excuses. Mild Emotional Investment.
Because nothing says “I remembered” like a folded piece of premium paper with your name scribbled inside.
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, milestone, or one of those “just because I guess” moments, this card is the perfect combo of effort and attitude. It’s bright. It’s bold. It’s here to say what you would’ve said yourself… if you weren’t so emotionally bankrupt or short on time.
Ideal for friends, family, or that one coworker you tolerate enough to acknowledge.
📦 What You’re Getting (Besides Instant Likeability):
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One beautifully vertical greeting card – all the sincerity of a hug, minus the physical contact
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Printed on ultra-thicc 270gsm paper – because flimsiness is for your excuses, not your cards
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Double-sided design – space for both charm and sass
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Vibrant colors that scream “I care!” (even if you don’t)
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Includes envelope – because handing it over raw is just weird
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Exactly one size – vertical and fabulous, like your ambitions before adulthood crushed them
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Various finishes available – shiny, matte, and everything in between (just like your moods)
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat it better than your group chats—wipe gently from the center out, and don’t let your dog eat it.
