Description
💌 One Card. Maximum Sass. Minimal Commitment.
Because buying a whole pack would mean planning ahead—and we’re not about that life.
Why send a boring text when you can hand someone a folded piece of luxury cardstock and call it "thoughtful"? This single vertical greeting card is your golden ticket to looking emotionally available without actually doing the work. Great for birthdays, holidays, or when you're guilted into showing some level of human decency.
Whether you're saying “I love you,” “I tolerate you,” or “Oops, I forgot your birthday,” this card covers it all—with just enough flair to distract from your procrastination.
🛍️ What You Actually Get:
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1 (yes, just one) vertical greeting card – because overachieving is exhausting
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Printed on premium 270gsm paper – thick enough to feel expensive, thin enough to bend under pressure (like you)
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Double-sided print – because both sides deserve attention, unlike your ex
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Includes envelope – so you can pretend you had this ready for days
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One size only – no overthinking, no size drama, just vertical glory
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Orientation: vertical – the tall drink of water your message deserves
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Made in the USA (blanks sourced) – patriotically snarky
🧽 Care Instructions:
Handle like your last fragile relationship:
dry cloth, light touch, and absolutely no moisture.
Dust from the center outwards like you’re wiping away emotional baggage.
