Description
💌 “One Card. Because That’s All the Effort They’re Getting.”
(Vertical. One Size. One Shot at Impressing Someone You Barely Text.)
Description:
Tired of pretending to care with bland, store-bought nonsense? This single, glorious card is your ticket to looking thoughtful without breaking a sweat. Made with high-class, 270gsm paper (translation: it's thick enough to hide your emotional unavailability), this card features colors so vibrant, it practically yells “LOOK AT ME, I’M FESTIVE!” even if you’re dead inside.
Whether it’s for Christmas, birthdays, or one of those “I guess I should say something” moments, this card lets you do the bare minimum with maximum flair. The front cover wraps around like a warm hug you didn’t mean to give, and it even comes with an envelope—because nothing says “I tried” like putting a card in something.
What You Get (Brace Yourself):
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1 vertical greeting card (yep, just the one—don’t get greedy)
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Size: One-size-fits-all-emotional-awkwardness
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Premium 270gsm paper that says, “I have standards... sometimes”
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Fancy front-to-back wraparound that looks way more thoughtful than you intended
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1 envelope included, so you don’t tape it to a pizza box or something
Care Instructions:
Dust gently from the center outwards like it’s your pride—delicate, neglected, and probably covered in glitter.
