Description
🖕 "One Card, Because That’s All They Deserve"
(Vertical. One Size. One Last Shred of Effort.)
Description:
Why waste a whole box of cards when one is barely enough effort for that person on your list? This gloriously overqualified greeting card is printed in retina-burning vibrant color that screams, “I cared just enough to click ‘Buy.’” Made with fancy 270gsm paper—because flimsy just wouldn’t match your emotional detachment—and finished in your choice of matte or "I'm-trying-too-hard" satin, this card is ideal for birthdays, holidays, breakups, or just passive-aggressive well-wishes.
Double-sided prints give you twice the sass, and yes—it comes with an envelope, because we know you're not about to go digging for one in that drawer full of expired coupons and loose batteries.
What You Get (You Lucky Thing):
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1 vertical greeting card (woo-hoo, effort!)
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Size: One size fits all awkward situations
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Paper: Fancy 270gsm that feels expensive because it kinda is
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Finish: Matte or Satin, for however fake your sincerity feels today
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1 envelope included (so you can actually send it)
Care Instructions:
Gently dust with a clean, dry cloth—from the center outward, like the emotional distance between you and the card’s recipient.
