Funny Holiday Greeting Card - Stop Asking Stupid Questions

🎄 One Card to Sleigh Them All

Because nothing says “holiday cheer” like sarcasm on premium cardstock.

Tired of bland, boring greetings that feel like they were written by an AI with a holiday complex? (Oh wait—👋) This gloriously single vertical greeting card is here to save the season with color, charm, and just enough sass to make your friends wonder if you’re being sweet… or subtlely savage.

Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or any event where you need to appear like you made an effort (spoiler: you didn’t), this card is your shortcut to looking emotionally invested.

🎁 What You Actually Get:

• One eye-roll-worthy vertical card – ideal for last-minute legends

• Printed on bougie 270gsm paper – thicker than your ex’s skull

• Crisp, vibrant colors – loud enough to drown out small talk at family dinners

• Front cover that stylishly overlaps the back – for extra “wow” and fewer paper cuts

• Envelope included – because tossing it naked into someone’s hands is illegal (probably)

• Exactly one size – vertical, chic, and ready to drop the mic

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat it like your sarcasm—sharp, clean, and don’t let toddlers near it.
Dust gently from the center outward like you're brushing off your seasonal regrets.