Description
✉️ One Card. Because Effort Has a Limit.
Thoughtful, kind, and just slightly better than a text with a GIF.
When you want to say “I care” but not enough to buy a 10-pack, this single, vertical greeting card steps in to save your social grace. Whether it’s for a birthday, a passive-aggressive holiday moment, or a random Thursday apology for being your usual chaotic self—this card does all the work so you don’t have to.
Crafted from thick, luxurious 270gsm paper (fancy!), printed in full color on both sides (even fancier!), and packed with just enough class to make you look like you planned ahead.
🎁 What You Get (A.K.A. Minimalist Excellence):
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One stunning vertical greeting card – because you only had energy for one
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Printed on thick 270gsm paper – durable enough to handle sarcasm AND glitter
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Double-sided print – twice the surface area for charm or emotional damage
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Pre-folded perfection – because folding it yourself? Ew, no.
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Envelope included – because sliding it across the table feels a little… desperate
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Single size, no drama – one vertical masterpiece, no need to overthink it
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Made from blanks sourced in the USA – because even your card has standards
