Description
✉️ One Card. Maximum Sass. Minimal Effort.
Because texting “HBD” doesn’t scream emotional growth.
Tired of soulless messages and digital thumbs-ups? Same. This one-size, vertical greeting card is your one-stop shop for looking thoughtful—without breaking a sweat or your budget. Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or just your yearly reminder that you still have relatives, this card lets you fake it ‘til you feel it.
Made with paper so premium it could judge you, and colors so bold they basically yell “LOOK I CARE,” this card is the physical version of your best fake smile—with just enough heart to pull it off.
💥 What You Actually Get:
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One gloriously vertical greeting card – all the class in one convenient rectangle
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Printed on thick 270gsm white paper – like emotional armor, but fancier
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Vibrant colors – because beige cards are for people with no spice
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Polished cover design – overlaps just right to scream “I know what I’m doing”
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Includes one envelope – so you don’t hand it over like a crumpled love note in 8th grade
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Exactly one size – decision fatigue is real, you’re welcome
🧽 Care Instructions:
Handle it like your dignity—gently, and with a dry cloth.
Brush off the dust from the center outwards, like you’re erasing your last five life choices.
