Description
💌 One Card. More Thought Than Most People Deserve.
Because nothing says “I care” like 270gsm of premium guilt-delivery.
Say hello to the card that’s doing all the emotional heavy lifting for you. Whether you forgot a birthday (again), want to appear festive without participating, or just need to one-up everyone else’s basic Hallmark effort—this single vertical greeting card is here to make you look like a functioning human with feelings.
Beautiful, bold, and borderline too nice for what they actually deserve.
📬 What You Actually Get:
-
One glorious vertical greeting card – because sometimes one is plenty
-
Printed on luxe 270gsm paper – sturdy enough to slap someone emotionally
-
Vibrant, retina-punching colors – they’ll remember it, whether they want to or not
-
Overlapping front cover – that slick design says “I planned this,” even if you didn’t
-
Includes envelope – so you don’t just shove it at them like a rogue receipt
-
One size only – no overthinking, just pure, beautiful snark
-
Multiple finishes available – from matte to “look how much I pretend to care”
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat it like your sanity—wipe gently and keep it far from chaos and wine stains.
Use a soft, dry cloth from the center out, unless you’re into messy symbolism.
