Description
💌 One Card. Infinite Guilt Coverage.
Because sometimes a folded piece of paper says “I care” better than your face ever could.
Need to fake emotional depth? Trying to look like you didn’t forget their birthday until five minutes ago? Boom. This vertical greeting card has your back—and your reputation.
Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or one of those “Sorry I was a little toxic last week” moments, this stunning piece of cardboard comes dressed to impress in vibrant colors and high-end paper. It’s basically your personality—but printable and slightly more sincere.
🛍️ What You Get (Besides Social Redemption):
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One vertically fabulous greeting card – because you’re not buying the whole set, let’s be honest
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Printed on 270gsm premium paper – smooth, thick, and more emotionally stable than you
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Vibrant colors – so bold they practically yell “I TRIED!”
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Double-sided printing – because the back of the card deserves attention too (unlike your ex)
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Includes an envelope – so you don’t have to hand it over like a weird receipt
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One standard size – no overthinking, no commitment, just vibes
🧽 Care Instructions:
Handle it like your feelings—softly, and with absolutely no water involved.
Dust gently from the center outward, unless you’re into emotional smudging.
