Description
Who says heartfelt has to be vanilla?
Meet the greeting cards that say, “I care… but let’s not get weird about it.” These vibrant bad boys are here to bring your emotions to life—with just the right amount of sarcasm, style, and zero glitter bombs. Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or one of those “fine, I’ll be nice” days, these cards get the message across louder (and funnier) than your last group text.
Perfect for design snobs, cliché-haters, and anyone who thinks sending a card is cooler than reacting with a fire emoji.
✨ Product Features (aka: Why These Cards Are Cooler Than Yours):
🎨 Ridiculously vibrant colors thanks to fancy print tech that makes basic cards jealous
📏 Structured, sleek, and sassy with that satisfying cover overlap (hello, subtle luxury)
📦 Made for all occasions: Halloween, Thanksgiving, random Tuesdays, and petty Wednesdays
🖊️ Blank inside, so you can customize your message—or doodle if words fail you
🧽 Care Instructions (Because Life Happens):
Accidentally used it as a coaster? Just gently brush off the drama (and dust) with a soft, dry cloth. Wipe from the center out—kind of like erasing bad decisions, but for your card.
