Zombie-Themed Greeting Card

💌 A Card That Says It Better Than You Can

Need to say something heartfelt, hilarious, or horribly honest? Let this card do the emotional labor. Whether it's a birthday, Halloween, or a "sorry-not-sorry" kind of day, this stylish little masterpiece delivers your message with just the right amount of charm... and sass.

Made for people who care just enough to send a card, but not enough to write a novel inside. With vibrant colors, crisp design, and paper so premium it makes your printer cry, this card doesn’t just send a message—it slaps (in the classiest way possible).

🎁 What You’re Getting (Because Yes, It’s Fancy):

• 1 gloriously vibrant vertical greeting card

• Made with premium 270gsm white paper for a “wow” they didn’t see coming

• Professionally designed front cover with a polished, overlapping finish

• Multiple finishes and sizes? Sure—but this one’s the just right single

• Includes envelope—because we’re civilized

🧽 Care Instructions (For the Overachievers):

Gently wipe with a dry cloth if it gets dusty. Or just hand it over and let them admire the chaos.