Description
✨ “Because Texting ‘K’ Just Isn’t Enough”
(Single Vertical Greeting Card – For When You Want to Look Like You Tried)
Brighten someone's day—or mildly confuse them—with this fabulously snarky greeting card. Crafted for maximum impact (and minimal emotional effort), this card is your all-in-one tool for pretending to be thoughtful while secretly laughing at your own jokes.
Printed with colors that pop harder than your last relationship, and designed with premium 270gsm paper that says, “Yes, I’m classy—don’t ask questions,” this card is perfect for birthdays, breakups, thank-yous, or those “just because” moments when emojis aren’t quite cutting it.
What You’re Getting (Besides Instant Likeability):
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1 vertically superior greeting card, one-size-fits-all-emotions
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Bold, vibrant colors using high-end printing tech—basically, your feelings, but with better lighting
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Double-sided sass for maximum message delivery
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270gsm premium white paper so thick, it can emotionally support you
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Front cover overlaps the back because we believe in polished exits
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Envelope included—because you’re not an animal
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Multiple finishes: matte (mysterious), glossy (extra), uncoated (raw and real)
Care Instructions:
Gently wipe away dust or spilled coffee with a clean, dry cloth. If it gets emotional stains (like tears), well… congratulations, it worked.
