Description
Tired of cards that scream "last-minute gas station grab"?
Same. That’s why we made these bold, premium greeting cards that don’t just deliver a message—they deliver main character energy. Whether it’s a birthday, Halloween, or a spontaneous reminder that someone still exists, these cards shout your sentiments with style (and just a hint of chaos).
Perfect for anyone who likes bright colors, sharp design, and pretending they didn’t totally forget until five minutes ago. Don’t worry—we’ll make you look like you planned it all along.
What You Get (aka: Your Instant Thoughtfulness Kit):
💌 1 brilliantly bold greeting card ready to do the emotional heavy lifting
💌 Matching envelope—because raw card-hand delivery is basically a hate crime
💌 Printed on premium 270gsm white cardstock (thicc and fabulous)
💌 Available in 4 show-off sizes and multiple finishes—because your mood swings deserve variety
💌 Front cover overlap with a perfect 1/16" reveal—for that touch of unexpected class
✨ Product Features (Why Ours Is Cooler):
🎨 Eye-popping, retina-sizzling color, thanks to suspiciously advanced printing tech
📏 Thicker than your ex’s excuses
🖋️ Blank inside, so you can go heartfelt, hilarious, or full-on petty
💅 Makes you look way more thoughtful than you actually are (we won’t tell)
🧽 Care Instructions (For Type-As & Accidental Spillers):
Gently wipe with a dry, soft cloth. Start at the center and brush outwards like you're sweeping away the guilt of forgetting their birthday—again.
