Witch Please Greeting Card

💥**“Cards So Bold, Even Your Aunt Karen Can’t Complain”**

Vibrant Greeting Cards – For People Who Refuse to Be Boring

Tired of greeting cards that look like they were designed by a sleepy printer in 1997? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made these show-stopping, joy-dropping Greeting Cards — designed to slap your message with style and just the right amount of flair.

Made with premium 270gsm white paper (translation: thick enough to handle your drama), each card bursts with vibrant colors so crisp they’ll make your phone screen jealous. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, dodging social events with a holiday card, or just feeling weirdly sentimental at 2 a.m. — these beauties fit right in.

They’re perfect for anyone who likes their cards as extra as their coffee order.

🎁 Here’s What You Get (Besides Endless Admiration):

• Bright AF colors that demand attention

• Thick 270gsm paper that says “I care,” even if you don’t

• Finish options galore: uncoated, matte, coated on one or both sides — because you deserve choices

• Four sizes and various pack sizes, because love (and sarcasm) isn’t one-size-fits-all

• Envelopes included, so you don’t have to duct tape your card shut like a savage

🧼 How to Pretend You’re Sophisticated (Card Care):

Wipe gently from the center outward using a clean, dry cloth — or just make your cat do it with their tail. Same vibe.