Description
💌 “One Card to Rule Them All (and Make You Look Like You Tried)”
One-Size Greeting Card – For Celebrations, Sass, and Sudden Sentimentality
Celebrate literally anything (birthdays, holidays, passive-aggressive milestones) with our delightfully bold and beautifully crafted Greeting Cards. With vibrant colors and a dash of whimsy, these single-size cards are perfect for sending joy, sarcasm, or emotional damage wrapped in premium paper.
Designed for people who want to look thoughtful without breaking a sweat, each card comes ready to dazzle — no glitter bombs, no weird poems, just pure stationery magic. Whether you’re wishing someone a Happy Halloween or lowkey apologizing for ghosting them, this card makes you look like a functional adult.
🎁 What You Get (Besides Their Undying Admiration):
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Jaw-dropping colors thanks to modern printing that slaps
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Thick 270gsm paper – sturdy enough to survive emotions and shipping
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Front-over-back overlap design for a professional, “I’ve got my life together” look
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One perfect size – because not everything needs to be complicated
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Matching envelope included, because naked cards are a crime
🧼 Care Instructions (Because You’re Classy Now):
Dust gently from the center outward with a soft, clean, dry cloth.
Or just blow the dust away with flair like you’re casting a spell. Either works.
