Description
"One Card to Rule Them All (Because You Only Had Time for One)"
When emotions are hard but sarcasm is easy, this vertical, single greeting card is here to save your socially awkward soul. Printed on thick 270gsm premium paper (yes, it’s fancier than your last relationship), this card turns any meh message into a visual mic drop.
Whether you're celebrating a birthday, an “oops” anniversary, or a holiday that snuck up on you like your ex’s drama, this card brings the wow — so you don’t have to.
It's bold, it’s beautiful, and yes, it includes the basics to make you look like you tried.
What You Actually Get (You’re Welcome):
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1 premium vertical greeting card in our “This’ll Do” size
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1 crisp envelope for easy gifting or pretending you planned ahead
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Full-color design front-to-back, because boring cards are for people who send texts instead
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Blank inside — for your deepest thoughts, worst handwriting, or just “Love ya, bye.”
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Wrapped in eco-friendly packaging (because we like the planet, even if people are questionable)
Product Features:
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Loud, vibrant, eye-rolling-worthy colors
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270gsm premium paper — thick, like your favorite plot twist
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Front cover wraps around the back — like your unresolved issues
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Vertical layout — because turning the card sideways is too much work
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Envelope included — to make your effort look intentional
Care Instructions:
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to dust it off like you do with your responsibilities — from the center outward. Or just don’t drop it in your coffee.
