Description
"One Card to Guilt Them All"
Why send heartfelt greetings when you can send sarcasm wrapped in premium cardstock? This vertical beauty does it all—judges silently, looks fabulous, and reminds them you remembered (unlike them last year).
Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, or just another excuse to be passive-aggressive with style, this card screams, “I care… enough to send this snarky masterpiece.” Crafted for people who have opinions, a flair for drama, and an addiction to cute paper goods.
What You’re Getting (Like It or Not):
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1 vertical greeting card (because that’s all you need to make a point)
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Printed front and back—double the sass
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Premium 270gsm white paper—thick enough to slap with words
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One envelope—so you can mail it or dramatically hand it over
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Fits all occasions, from fake smiles to real tears
Product Features:
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Colors so vibrant, even your ex’s lies look dull
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High-quality finish that screams “I tried”
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Snazzy enough for artists, crafters, or that one friend who frames cards
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Perfect for the holidays, milestones, or spontaneous shade
Care Instructions:
Dust it gently—like you do your dignity after texting your ex.
