Too Old to Trick, Too Broke to Treat

$5.20

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💌 Say It Like You Mean It (But Prettier)

A text message? Cute.
But a personalized card with your words? That’s next-level thoughtfulness… or passive-aggressive genius, depending on the vibe.

These custom greeting cards are made for real moments—awkward, emotional, hilarious, or all three. Available in vertical or horizontal, they come in 4 sizes and 4 finishes (because yes, paper can have a glow-up too). Whether you're sending 1 or 50, each card screams, “Look, I tried!”


✨ What’s Inside the Sass:

 

  • Premium 270gsm paper — thick, classy, and not here to play

  • Four sizes to fit big emotions or short burns

  • Matte, uncoated, one-side coat, or two-side coat—choose your vibe

  • Double-sided print to fit more sarcasm (or sentiment, whatever)

  • Horizontal or vertical layout — it’s your drama, your direction

  • Blanks sourced from the USA because quality matters

  • Includes envelopes because licking stamps is still a thing