Description
"Because Texting ‘Happy Whatever’ Felt Too Lazy"
Let’s face it—this card is doing all the emotional labor you didn’t feel like doing. Whether it’s Christmas, Mom’s Day, a birthday you forgot until five minutes ago, or just some random guilt-induced gesture, this vertical beauty screams “I made an effort” (even if you totally didn’t).
Perfect for the friend who cries over brunch, the mom who still sends you newspaper clippings, or the coworker you’re not close with but obligated to acknowledge.
What You’re Actually Getting (No Surprises):
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1 vertical greeting card, professionally judgmental
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Printed front and back—because you’re not basic
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Premium 270gsm white paper—thick enough to feel like you splurged
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Comes with a fancy envelope, so you can pretend you mailed it on time
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One size fits all—unless they’re expecting cash inside (they’re not getting it)
Product Features:
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Vivid colors so bright, they’ll distract from your poor life choices
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High-end finish for that “Instagrammable but broke” vibe
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Overlapping front cover design to show we do care about details (even if you don’t)
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Great for birthdays, holidays, Valentine’s drama, or whatever you forgot until now
Care Instructions:
Dust gently like you're brushing off responsibility. Or don’t. It’s a card, not your therapist.
