Description
“The Only Card You’ll Need ”
Why stock up on a dozen when one perfectly snarky card does the job? This single vertical card is made for those special occasions—like Thanksgiving, Christmas, or that random Tuesday when you feel pressured to look thoughtful. Bright, bold, and just cheeky enough, it’s the card that says: “I remembered you, but let’s not get dramatic about it.”
Product features
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Eye-searingly vibrant colors so your sarcasm doesn’t go unnoticed
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Premium 270gsm paper—because flimsy cards are for amateurs
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Overlapping front cover for that “wow, this actually looks legit” finish
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One size, one style—unlike your cousin’s weird life choices
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Envelope included, so you don’t have to shove it under their door like a weirdo
Care instructions
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Wipe it clean if you care. Or don’t. They’ll probably toss it after reading anyway.
