Description
“One Card to Rule Them All (and Probably Roast Them Too)”
Why buy a whole pack when you only need one perfectly snarky card? This single vertical card is designed for the moments when you want to say something meaningful… but with just enough sarcasm to keep it real. Ideal for Thanksgiving, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to celebrate and stir the pot. It’s heartfelt, but make it snark.
Product features
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Bold, vibrant colors so your sarcasm really pops
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Premium 270gsm paper—thick enough to smack someone with (not recommended, but tempting)
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Sleek front overlap for that “I tried” look
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One size fits all—unlike Aunt Karen’s pumpkin pie portions
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Comes with an envelope, because apparently carrier pigeons are “outdated”
Care instructions
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Wipe off dust if you must. Or let it gather—adds character, just like your family drama.
