Description
🎄 “One Card. Zero Patience. Maximum Holiday Snark.”
Tired of pretending you're full of holiday cheer? Same. This one-size, vertical greeting card delivers just the right mix of seasonal sarcasm and festive eye-roll. Whether you’re sending love, laughs, or low-key holiday dread, this card gets the job done — no tinsel required.
Perfect for the friend who hates group texts, the cousin who always forgets the casserole, or honestly... yourself.
What You Get:
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1 perfectly snarky vertical greeting card
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Matching envelope (because we're not that heartless)
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Bold, high-def printing that makes your sarcasm look classy
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Premium 270gsm white paper — sturdy enough to survive even your in-laws
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A sleek front design that wraps to the back for that “I tried” look
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a dry cloth, like you're brushing away judgment at the holiday dinner table.
