Description
5 Cards, Infinite Sass – The Greeting Set You Didn’t Know You Needed
Brighten someone’s day — or at least confuse them into smiling — with these ridiculously charming greeting cards. Bursting with color and way too much personality, this 5-pack of horizontal multi-design cards is perfect for birthdays, Halloween, or just reminding people you exist. Ideal for stationery addicts, last-minute gifters, and people who pretend to be organized.
Whether you're sending love, laughter, or low-key shade, these cards deliver with flair. Each one is like a tiny party with paper cuts (but in a cute way). And yes — matching envelopes are included, because we’re not monsters.
📦 What You’re Getting:
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5 unique, horizontal cards with punchy designs
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5 crisp white envelopes (so your sarcasm arrives sealed and classy)
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A chance to look thoughtful without really trying
🌈 Product Features:
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Vibrant, eye-roll-worthy colors – because bland cards are for bland people
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Heavyweight, uncoated cardstock – feels fancy, writes smooth
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Customizable space inside – add sweet notes or passive-aggressive messages
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Horizontal layout – because vertical is too mainstream
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Quirky, original designs – like your personality but on paper
🧽 Care Instructions (Because You’ll Probably Spill Something):
Use a soft, dry cloth to gently wipe away dust or glitter remnants from your chaotic crafting table. Start from the center and work out — like your therapist recommends.
