Description
👻 “Boo You Didn’t – 5-Pack Snarky Halloween Greeting Cards That Actually Slap”
Tired of Halloween cards that look like they were designed by a pumpkin-spice-scented intern? Us too. That’s why we brewed up this 5-pack of gloriously snarky Halloween greeting cards — perfect for hexing your friends with humor, summoning a laugh, or reminding everyone you're the festive one with personality (and petty charm).
Each card is a little spell of sarcasm and spooky flair, printed in bold, vibrant colors that scream louder than a toddler in a haunted house. Use them to ghost someone politely, curse them lightly, or just say “Happy Halloween” without sounding like a total zombie.
🕸️ What You Get (Because You're Clearly Awesome):
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A 5-pack of Halloween greeting cards with assorted snarky designs
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Matching white envelopes, so they don’t show up naked (this isn’t that kind of party)
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The satisfaction of being the only one who sends Halloween cards that don’t suck
🎃 Product Features:
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Wickedly vibrant colors with sharp, spooky printing that won’t ghost on quality
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Comes with matching white envelopes to complete the creepy-cute vibe
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Printed on high-quality heavyweight uncoated paper (because flimsy is for skeletons)
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Standard 1/16 inch overlap on the front cover — spooky, stylish, and suspiciously polished
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Fully customizable inside and out, so you can write heartfelt witchy wishes or sassy spells
🧹 Card Care (Weirdly Simple Magic):
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Gently wipe off dust or chocolate smudges with a clean, dry cloth
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Start from the center and work outward — kind of like cleansing your social circle
