Description
5 Cards. Zero Pressure to Be Sentimental
Tired of bland, boring cards that scream “I forgot your birthday until 10 minutes ago”? Us too. That’s why this 5-pack of horizontal multi-design greeting cards exists — to help you fake sincerity with style. Bright, bold, and borderline too fun, these cards are perfect for birthdays, holidays, random emotional outbursts, or just flexing your stationery game.
Printed on heavyweight uncoated paper (translation: it feels fancy), these babies are great for people who love color, creativity, and calling it like it is. Whether you’re sending love, laughs, or low-key sarcasm, these cards deliver — literally.
📦 What You’re Getting:
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5 sassy, horizontal multi-design greeting cards
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5 clean white envelopes (the kind that says “I do care… sort of”)
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A whole lot of “look at me being thoughtful” energy
🌈 Product Features:
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Loud, vibrant colors – because life’s too short for beige cards
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Heavyweight, uncoated paper – smooth for writing, tough enough to survive your messy bag
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Standard 4.25" x 5.5" size – big enough to say something, small enough to avoid an essay
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Horizontal layout – because sideways is the new upright
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Customizable inside – add heartfelt notes or snarky punchlines. We don’t judge.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Got glitter, dust, or leftover snack crumbs on your card? We’ve all been there. Just grab a soft, clean cloth and gently wipe from the center out like you’re erasing your mistakes… if only life were that easy.
