Description
🎃 “Say It Like You Mean It… or At Least Pretend To”
One Size Fits All Emotions – Single Vertical Card
Tired of boring, soulless cards with pastel flowers and lifeless fonts? Same. That’s why our Greeting Cards come packed with personality — and just enough flair to say “I care... sort of.” Whether it’s Halloween, Christmas, birthdays, or one of those “ugh fine, I’ll send something” days, this card’s got you covered.
Each one is bursting with vibrant colors and way too much charm, making your message seem way more heartfelt than it probably is. Whether you're spreading joy, guilt, sarcasm, or mild affection, this card delivers it with class and just enough chaos.
🧙♀️ What You Get When You Grace the World With This Card:
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A vertical, single-size card that screams “I have my life together” (even if you don’t)
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Vibrant, retina-burning colors that will blind them before they notice your handwriting
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Premium 270gsm white paper so thick and fancy, it’s almost overcompensating
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A front cover that wraps around the back – like a hug, but with paper and way less emotional baggage
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Includes an envelope so you can pretend to be classy right before you ghost them for another 6 months
🧼 Card Care (Because Someone Will Ask):
Gently wipe with a soft, clean, dry cloth to remove dust or regret. Start from the center outward, just like your emotional damage.
