Description
Trick-or-Treat Yourself to a Better Card (Because You’re Too Fabulous for Basic Bats & Pumpkins)
Let’s be honest — most Halloween cards look like they were designed by a toddler on a sugar crash. But not these bad boys. Our snarky, spooky, Ouija-approved Halloween greeting cards are dripping in charm, shade, and just enough chaos to keep people guessing if you’re being sweet or casting a spell.
Perfect for telling your friends “Boo, I remembered you,” sending a passive-aggressive love note to your ex, or reminding your coworkers you still have the best taste in spooky season stationery. These cards say “I tried,” without you actually having to.
🧛 What You Get (Besides Power Over Mortals):
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unapologetically extra Halloween greeting cards, bursting with vibrant color and Ouija-inspired sass.
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Matching envelopes — because sending naked cards is how hauntings start.
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A dash of “I care” energy, without any of the emotional effort.
🕸️ Product Features (Because Even Ghouls Deserve Quality):
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🌈 Colors bold enough to wake the dead — printed using advanced tech that might be witchcraft (don’t worry, it’s FDA-approved).
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💌 Premium 270gsm paper — thick, smooth, and more emotionally stable than your last situationship.
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🧵 Overlapping front cover with a classy 1/16" gap — just like your boundaries: stylish and slightly mysterious.
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✨ Available in multiple sizes and finishes — from matte to glossy, depending on your haunting aesthetic.
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✉️ Includes envelopes, because even your spooky sentiments deserve a dramatic entrance.
🎃 Care Instructions (For the Card, Not Your Soul):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — from the center outward, like you’re cleansing your aura (or removing glitter from last year’s bad decisions). Keep away from open flames, bad vibes, and toddlers named Damien.
