Description
Tired of greeting cards that scream “last-minute panic buy”?
Same. That’s why we created these loud, proud, and unapologetically fabulous greeting cards—so you can show up (or mail in) your personality with style. Whether it’s someone’s birthday, a holiday, or you’re just feeling barely tolerable levels of affection, these cards deliver your message with flair, sarcasm, and the kind of paper that says “I’m better than this, but here you go.”
What You Actually Get (because we don’t believe in mystery packs):
💌 A vibrant, high-quality greeting card designed to slap harder than your aunt’s holiday hugs
💌 Matching white envelope—because raw dog mailing is a no
💌 Premium 270gsm white cardstock that feels expensive (without actually being expensive)
💌 Optional double-sided printing—more space for your emotional baggage or dark humor
💌 Polished overlapping front cover with a flawless 1/16" gap—yes, we notice the details
💌 Four fabulous sizes and multiple finishes—because one vibe does not fit all
Product Features (aka: Why Our Cards Slay):
🎨 Bold, eye-searing colors thanks to fancy-pants printing tech that’s basically magic
📏 Paper thick enough to emotionally support you (or just not flop in the envelope)
🖋️ Blank inside so you can write a heartfelt message or just “LOL ok” in fancy handwriting
🖼️ Designed for people who enjoy art, attitude, and looking like they had their life together
Care Instructions (For the Drama-Free Few):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth like you’re polishing your sarcasm trophy. Start in the center and move outward—just like you do with your trust issues.
