Description
💌 “For When a Text Just Doesn’t Hit Hard Enough (Emotionally or Sarcastically)”
Brighten someone’s day—or at least confuse them in a cute way—with our stunning, sass-approved Greeting Cards! Designed to spark joy, mild laughter, or light psychological warfare (your choice), these cards turn every occasion into a tiny paper spectacle.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or those random “just because I remembered you exist” moments. Whether you're cheering up a friend, throwing subtle shade at a coworker, or pretending to be thoughtful in front of your in-laws, these cards deliver all the flair—with none of the awkward handwriting pressure (okay, maybe a little).
✨ Why You’ll Love Them (and They Can’t Return Them):
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Colors so vibrant they practically scream, “LOOK AT ME!”
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Printed on thick, 270gsm paper—because basic cards are for basic people
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Sleek overlapping front design—because even your sarcasm deserves good framing
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Multiple sizes & finishes, because one-size-fits-all is a lie
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Matching envelopes included, so you can mail your feelings like a civilized chaos gremlin
🧼 Care Tips (Yes, We’re Fancy Now):
Gently wipe with a dry cloth from the center outwards. Or don’t—just send it before your cat sits on it.
