Description
🎨 “Because Texts Are Boring – Send a Card That Slaps”
Introducing our gloriously loud and unapologetically fabulous Greeting Cards—made for people who have actual personality. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, throwing seasonal shade, or just pretending to be thoughtful, these cards bring the drama in the best way.
Designed to charm, roast, or confuse—depending on your mood—each card bursts with color and creativity. They're perfect for artists, hobbyists, or anyone who believes snail mail should come with flair, not filler. Halloween, Christmas, or “just because I’m chaotic”—these cards get it done.
✨ Here’s What You Actually Get:
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Colors so vibrant they’ll haunt your recipient (in a good way)
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Thick, luxurious 270gsm white paper—because you’re not cheap
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Customizable sizes & finishes to match your inner aesthetic demon
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Double-sided printing—because your wit needs room to breathe
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Envelopes included, so you don’t have to borrow one from last year’s bills
🧼 Care Instructions (Because You’re Fancy Now):
Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth… or just mail it fast before it gets covered in glitter, cat hair, or regret.
