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Introducing: Cards That Slap Harder Than Your Aunt’s “When Are You Getting Married?” Questions
Let’s be real — most greeting cards are snooze fests in beige. If we wanted to read something that says “Live, Laugh, Love,” we’d dig through a suburban mom’s kitchen décor. That’s why we made these — gloriously loud, unapologetically extra, and dripping in personality. Whether you’re sending love, sarcasm, or a gentle emotional slap, these cards deliver the goods and then some.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Halloween, or those random Tuesdays when you suddenly remember you have friends. Basically, it’s the stylish paper version of “I care, but like... on my terms.”
💥 Product Features (a.k.a. Why These Cards Are Basically Icons):
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🌈 Vibrant, punch-you-in-the-face colors thanks to printing tech that probably involves witchcraft.
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🖨️ Premium 270gsm white paper — thick, smooth, and more put together than most of your exes.
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📐 Classy overlapping front cover with a sleek 1/16” gap for drama and designer vibes.
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↔️ Vertical layouts to match your message, your mood, or your handwriting tantrum.
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📏 Multiple sizes and finishes (matte, glossy, or chaotic neutral).
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🔁 Optional double-sided printing for when your shade needs space.
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✉️ Includes matching envelopes — because sending naked cards is a crime against humanity.
What You Actually Get (Besides Eternal Admiration):
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5 professionally printed cards (snark included, glitter-free but emotionally shiny)
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Matching white envelopes — so your sass arrives dressed appropriately
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Your choice of layout, finish, and size — curated by someone with taste (you)
🧽 Care Instructions (for the Five of You Who Will Actually Read This):
Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth — like you’re sweeping away guilt and bad decisions. Start from the center and work outward. Or don’t. These cards are fabulous either way.
