Spooktacular Greeting Card

$5.20

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✉️ “Sassy. Classy. Paper That Slaps.”

Welcome to the greeting card glow-up. These cards aren’t here to whisper sweet nothings—they show up loud, proud, and colorfully caffeinated. Perfect for every occasion you kind of remembered—birthdays, holidays, or just awkwardly saying “thanks” without making it weird.

Each card is crafted from thick, fancy-feeling paper that says “I care,” even if you’re mostly just here for the aesthetic. Whether you're sending love, sarcasm, or a well-timed passive-aggressive note to your neighbor, these cards deliver—literally and emotionally.

Great for families, friends, coworkers, and that one person who still hasn’t texted you back since March.


🖨️ Why These Cards Are a Whole Vibe:

  • Loud, vibrant colors that practically slap the eyes

  • Luxe 270gsm white paper—no limp cardstock here

  • Overlapping front cover for that “I have my life together” look

  • 4 sizes and various finishes so you can be extra with options

  • Envelopes included because we’re not animals


🧼 Care Tips (Because You’re Fancy Now):

Use a soft, dry cloth to gently wipe the card from the center out. Treat it like your favorite tea—handle with sass and care.