Description
Product Description:
When you want to say Happy Holidays but also remind your friends that Santa’s been taking notes... this is the card. From the smug Santa holding the Naughty & Nice List to the perfectly passive-aggressive punchline, this card serves seasonal shade with a smirk.
Front:
Santa holds his infamous scroll with the caption:
“Santa sees you when you’re sleeping… and he judges. HARD.”
Inside:
Hope you bribed him with cookies this year.
Happy Holidays, you morally questionable legend!
Ideal for the friend who flirts with felonies or just borrows too many pens from work — this card will have them cackling through the holidays.
🎁 Product Features:
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🎨 Vibrant colors for hilarious holiday impact
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💌 Includes matching white envelope — ready to gift, guilt, or mail anonymously
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✨ Sophisticated matte finish that feels as classy as it is chaotic
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📏 Standard 4.25" x 5.5" — perfect for easy mailing or sliding into someone’s conscience
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🖋️ Printed on both inside & outside — because one-liners just don’t cut it
🧼 Care Instructions:
Use a soft, dry cloth to gently brush from the center outward — just like you clean up after everyone’s holiday mistakes.
