Description
Funny Holiday Greeting Cards – 5-Pack | Sarcastic Christmas Cards That Pretend to Care
Let’s be real: you don’t always have the time (or energy) to write a heartfelt letter — that’s where these snarky greeting cards come in. Packed with vibrant designs and just enough effort to fake sincerity, this 5-pack is your one-way ticket to looking thoughtful without actually trying. Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, awkward office exchanges, or passive-aggressive family bonding.
These cards are made for people who want to say “I remembered” without breaking a sweat — or their soul. Bonus points: your recipient will laugh, roll their eyes, or both. Mission accomplished.
What You Get:
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5 folded funny greeting cards (standard size 4.25" x 5.5")
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Printed on heavyweight uncoated paper (because you’re fancy like that)
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5 white envelopes to make it look like you planned ahead
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Designs so colorful they scream “effort” without actually requiring it
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Snark included. Sincerity sold separately.
Care Instructions:
To keep your fake thoughtfulness in pristine condition, gently brush off any dust or guilt with a soft, clean, dry cloth — always from the center out, just like brushing off your responsibilities.
