Description
Funny Greeting Card Set – For Every Occasion You Forgot Until Last Minute
Forgot a birthday? Skipped a gift? Avoided a text for three months? No worries—these vibrant greeting cards are your shortcut to looking thoughtful without the effort. Whether it’s Christmas, a birthday, or just one of those “I-guess-I-should” kind of days, these cards slap on joy and warmth so you don’t have to.
They’re colorful, cheerful, and just charming enough to make people think you put real energy into being a decent person. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone you're socially obligated to impress. Celebrate everything—love, friendship, awkward office holidays—with a little snark and a lot of style.
What You Get When You Buy:
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5 folded greeting cards – Standard 4.25" x 5.5", a.k.a. “the perfect size for pretending you care”
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5 matching white envelopes – Because handing someone a naked card is just weird
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Printed on heavyweight, uncoated paper – Thick enough to feel fancy, but not enough to break the bank
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Bright, vibrant designs – Practically scream “LOOK AT ME, I’M FESTIVE!”
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Overlapping cover design – Industry-standard, because apparently that matters to some people
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Customizable options – Add your own sass, shade, or fake gratitude
Care Instructions (Because You’ll Definitely Frame These, Right?):
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush away dust, fingerprints, or traces of guilt. Always clean from the center outward—kind of like how you should deal with family drama.
