Description
Boring cards? Couldn’t be us.
We’ve all seen those sad little greeting cards with recycled dad jokes, glitter explosions, and fake emotions. Hard pass. That’s why we cooked up this vibrant 5-pack of greeting cards with actual personality—for people who like their paper products with a little spice (and a lot less cringe).
Each card in this pack brings bold colors, unapologetic designs, and just the right amount of “I care, but let’s not make it weird.” Whether you’re celebrating, roasting, or just dropping some casual sarcasm into someone’s day, these cards do the talking so you don’t have to.
What You Get (aka: Your New Favorite Power Move):
💌 5 gloriously loud greeting cards that say what you’re really thinking
💌 Matching white envelopes—because snark should still arrive looking polished
💌 Printed on premium heavyweight uncoated paper—thick enough to feel fancy, raw enough for honest emotions
💌 A mix of horizontal layouts, depending on your drama delivery preference
💌 Fully customizable—write something sweet, shady, or straight-up chaotic inside. We won’t judge (much)
✨ Product Features:
🎨 Colors louder than your group chat after midnight
✉️ Envelopes included, so you don’t have to fold it like origami or tape it like a ransom note
📏 Quality you can feel—like emotional baggage, but prettier
🖍️ Uncoated finish for maximum ink absorption, doodling potential, or signature-level flair
🧽 Care Instructions:
Dust gently with a dry cloth—preferably while side-eyeing lesser cards.
Store somewhere safe: your desk drawer, your secret sass stash, or under your bed with the other emotionally charged items.
